Blackfish - Trailer
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS
I LOVE OLD PEEEPLE
I’ve actually gotten to know two Vietnam Veterans who are best friends. They came to our school as speakers but I got to talk to them more and decided to spend the day with them talking about my career option, how they have been living this past years, their opinions on society, and things like this video. I absolutely adore it.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
this is soo true but pac was always a good hearted man bless him
His fucking words kill me inside. Hes so amazing
SUMMER JAMZ: VOL. 3
- Dove Shack - Summertime in the LBC
- Too $hort - Just Another Day
- 2Pac - I Get Around
- Souls of Mischief - ‘93 Til Infinity
- Odd Squad - Here To Say A Lil Somethin’
- Yo-Yo - What Can I Do (feat. Ice Cube)
- Nikki D - Sunny Daze
- Lady B - To The Beat Y’all
- Zhane - Hey Mr. DJ
- MF DOOM - Doomsday (feat. Pebbles the Invisible Girl)
- Outkast - Wheelz of Steel
- Gang Starr - Ex Girl To Next Girl
- A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum (Hootie Mix)
- Jungle Brothers - My Jimmy Weighs A Ton (Q-Tip Remix) (feat. Q-Tip)
- De La Soul - Pass The Plugs
- EPMD - Please Listen To My Demo
- Ghostface Killah - Killa Lipstick (feat. Method Man)
- SWV - Anything (Old Skool Remix) (feat. ODB, Method Man, & U-God)
- SWV - Right Here (Human Nature Remix) (Edit)
- The World’s Famous Supreme Team - Hey DJ
- Bernard Wright - Who Do You Love?
- LL Cool J - Loungin’ (Remix) (feat. Total)
- Digable Planets - Blowing Down
- Camp Lo - Coolie High (Demo)
- Camp Lo - Coolie High
- The Pharcyde - She Said (Mike Caren Remix)
- Jade - Don’t Walk Away
- Aaliyah - Down With The Clique
- Da Brat - Give It 2 You
- Warren G - Smokin’ Me Out (feat. Ron Isley)
- Master P - Smoking Green (feat. Mo B. Dick)
- Dr. Dre - Let Me Ride (Remix) (feat. George Clinton, Daz, & Snoop Dogg)
Hey I put together this (mostly) 90s summer rap mix. Enjoy the rest of the summer.
First one is my fav summer jam, omg.